The Crowded Cloud

“foul play” is one of my favourite euphemisms. yeah bludgeoning that guy in the alley wasn't very sportsmanlike of you. yellow card.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

Item: Orb of Gorilla Summoning

I have GOT to stop spending $30

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

*in a jigsaw trap* yeah so, do you mind if we reschedule this? it's just i'm not really feeling it today sorryyy

the whole things just giving me anxiety haha

no worries if not though!!!

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know