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everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.

phone in bed show me what I need to see

I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.

fascinating how often men expect women to sympathize with their fears of being perceived as or treated like a woman

so much "masculinity" is constructed around the certainty that being gay or being a woman is inherently demeaning. and we're supposed to nod along supportively

"male loneliness crisis" ok so like.....what would happen if you started acting like a better friend to other men in your life? what's stopping you? is it the fear of being perceived as one of your inferiors?

"men aren't allowed to show emotions" ok so like…..what would happen if you started being more emotionally expressive? what's stopping you? is it the fear of being perceived as one of your inferiors?

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

stop remaking good films and start remaking bad films that might have been good if they had better editing, actors and directors

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer

magical girl transformation except it's just me changing into pyjamas

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

does anyone else think its sad youll never get to see and touch your own organs like this whole time we were a team and i didnt even really know you

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom