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getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

#this isn’t what i didn’t pay for

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

sometimes rpf is the highest form of flattery and sometimes rpf is atonement for their crimes

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

sexualizing that old man? Oh no I’m asexualizing that old man. Yeah he’s coming to the realization that his sexual activity was performative and compulsory, and he’s much happier now. I’m taking him to pride and he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit.

when i see "following 👤✅️" and not "mutuals👥🟪" it feels like being shot in the dick Why Don't You Love Me

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media