Tizzie

notice how everyone is horny today

My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"

To everyone pointing out my icon: do I have a fursona? Yes. Does that make me a furry? Almost definitely. Do you admit that to a 12 year old who has just accused you of being a furry, in front of 23 other 12 year olds, with 25 instructional days left in the year? Absolutely THE FUCK not!!!

[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]

this is even funnier when you know Wes Craven was a full 20 years older than Sam Raimi, who was just shy of his 22nd birthday when Evil Dead released. Wes Craven, a grown man with an established career as a writer and filmmaker, saw about some punk ass college dropout vaguing him and went "lmao fuck them kids."

"babe, can you let the dog out? It's presenting optical illusions again!"

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

The ghost, or?

thanks man good to know

Your survival skill has increased by 1

As a graphic design please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here

This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.