i went to hell & all i got was this stupid t-shirt

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

nothing funnier than making an oc just to give him a problem. get fucked sketchbook boy

taking my pet bacterium to the vet (broken flagella) and they put him under a  microscope to put a tiny cone on him

i love you singers whose vocals sound desperate i love you musicians who sound like if you don’t get this song out you’re going to explode i love you songs that sound like they’re dragging the vocalist with them 80 miles per hour down the highway tied to the back of a truck i love you voice cracks in emotional songs i love you unique voices i love you music that disturbs the comfortable and comforts the disturbed

ppl talk shit about catholics on this website but i think we need to give some hate to baptists. these bitches really looked at catholicism with its aesthetics and its statues and prayer beads and fancy baby baptism rituals and said "hmm... too Pagan for me" and literally traded it all for metal folding chairs in a building that looks like the backrooms

and then doubled the homophobia. somehow.

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends