Clover

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

don't fucking draw her with a strapon. give her an honest flesh-and-blood penis like real women have

"here's my art of samus aran with a big purple strapon" first of all samus doesn't top. second of all she has a small Real penis

The left wing is damaged and one of the engines is offline. We're going to have to make a crash landing on that dog

This post was about landing an airplane on a dog to kill the dog

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP