mostly void, partially stars

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

don’t focus on your responsibilities you need to make gay shit for a dying fandom

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

the horseman wouldn’t be headless if he met me. If you get what i’m saying

God will deal with you heathens for choosing air fryer

once you start typing in all lowercase you unfortunately kind of have to keep doing it forever or if you start capitalizing things people will think you’re either mad at them or having some kind of episode

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

well. looks like we're having a normal one

remember in 2011-2015 when every 13 year old girl was like harry styles isnt straight, dan and phil are dating, and mcr are gonna get back together and everyone was like “youre delusional”

no seriously im happy for you and your partner of 16 years.

& what we’ve learned today is that two men can never just be good friends. they are gay and dating always