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in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

bro youll NEVER guess what all of my violence keeps begeting 🤦‍♀️

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

in the club getting psychosexual

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

thank you for your service 🤝

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

I miss you. I miss you so much.