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Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

I miss you. I miss you so much.

ohhh *nods sagely* i see. i've gone insane

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon