houston we have a potluck on thursday

this has a very Vine energy and I like it

What’s the description leaves out is that “Hallo! Ween is here!” Is said in a very silly, perky German accent.

‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ oh yeah that’s when i was sealed in the cursed cube

hey guys jsyk the results of this poll are gonna be fucking shit if you just vote and dont rb. since it has only 3 notes LOL

me trying to be an active listener: YES no exactly right right right FOR REALLL yeah totally no literally! yeah for sure

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/mobileart.asp?articlekey=694

Oh no! Boosting for all cat owners.

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

I know this is a joke but this helps me put a lot of historical periods into perspective.

"cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas"

when i die i’m going to get a qr code engraved on my headstone and if you scan it it’ll take you directly to a livestream of my decaying body within the coffin

i will also instruct my grandchildren to take previous recordings i made before i died of the empty coffin and occasionally intersperse them into the livestream so it looks like i periodically vanish, such as on full moons

happy to announce that my latest bout of dreaming about tumblr induced in me the conviction that tumblr had just instituted a "pet" button that appeared below all pictures of an animal so that tumblr users could pet the animal. the most notable use of this was a post with a picture of a porcupine that had a thread of users below it saying 'ouch'