"bitch, please, you've been to space" - nick fury

The Creator and the Godfather of MCU

2012 avengers fandom was just a lot of people trying their hardest to care abt hawkeye but still shoving him in vents in every fanfic like some fucking rat

Steve Rogers except the serum made him super duper strong and incredible as always but his body stayed the same size.

He comes out of the chamber and theyre all just like 'aw man it didnt work' and send him home and he FULLY doesnt even realise he's become 800× more powerful until he trudges back to his apartment and accidentally puts his fist straight through the solid oak door as he's pushing it open. And hes just like..........hm. okay. I'm kinda pooped tho so I'll deal with that in the morning.

He eventually does still manage to become cap, he wears the same uniform, carries the same shield, but... Everyone involved just has no idea how this skinny bastard man works like WHERE IS THE MUSCLE???? WHAT ARE THE PHYSICS????? Every single villain that sees him for the first time underestimates him to an embarrassing degree and they laugh at him when they see his ruler-thin ass for the first time or wonder whether the 'real' Cap that everyone fears is out of commission or smthn but then Steve just. Idk pulls a helicopter out of the sky and throws it at them and theyre like????? I BEG YOUR PARDON??????