flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

he was a cannibal. he cut out his own tongue. he stripped down naked to kill people in the arctic. he took a shit in his ex’s bed after getting dumped. and he was even gay

oh my god I forgot that his evil plan was to take a relaxing hawaiian vacation

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

Thoughts on Kar'niss from Baldurs Gate 3?

ACTUALLY YES, I HAVE 384 PAGES WORTH OF THOUGHTS

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

every day i thank my lucky stars that i have never closed my bathroom mirror cabinet and seen a scary guy behind me

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

Where does the you go. In this scenario