Mahna Mahna

Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife

let’s walk cautiously with mama

let’s walk cautiously with mama

I’m not kidding I feel like people are not taking this seriously enough bc they think it won’t affect them and I need you to know that’s not acceptable. The constant mentions of remigration, ICE getting more budget than every letter agency and most other countries’ militaries, “the office of remigration”. They are planning an ethnic cleansing

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

at a bar in lower manhattan and they’re playing catholic choral music. on the wall there’s a giant mural of gregorian monks on a raft

the only other people in here are talking quietly about japanese verb conjugation. there are many statues of gargoyles and gnomes

probably goes without saying this is now my favorite bar in the world

new yorkers are so fucking spoiled it is unbelievable

@jh-newman-opn is this an alternative to the bakery?

all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers

I feel like this is even better when you know that the context is that they've just seem three spectral hags emerge from the fog to recite a prophecy of doom that mentions Captain Kirk by name.

my wife (ao3) is dead (temporarily down) and i’ll never love again