Snarkypants

@snarkypantswrites

Sometimes writes. Has BJDs (pro-artist, anti recast). Screaming liberal feminist (tries not to be a TERF or a White Feminist, but may fuck up here and there). Love my DH and DD. Recovering mormon. Fatty. Loves The Pitt, Star Trek, Star Wars, MCU, romance, adventure, travel, cats, books, crafts, sleep, the ocean, dark chocolate, Indian food, The Martian, True Grit, the Coen Brothers, and much, much more.

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44prop

one normal day in british politics that’s all i ask for . will never happen

coleslaw-frosting

this is a normal day in british politics

biscuit-tornado

I mean come on

I'm frankly hoping Count Binface wins

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taraljc

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

liminalbeauty

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

punchspeedchunk

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

weaselle

Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)

liberalsarecool

Horrible, immature white men are afraid of consequences for their actions.

my-dailydreams

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enki2

beardedmrbean

One more in the W column for Japan.

supersoftly

Link for extension :3c

catsuggest

Cat, what do you suggest for someone who had a really bad day?

worry not for im know somebeody whom is expert in vanquishinge bad days

catsuggest

he is beinge summoned. remain calmb

catsuggest

cousin bartók is arrivinge imminently !

catsuggest

cousin bartók have arrived bearinge mighty furs & soothinge gift of moss. bad days are now vanquished permanentlé

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philcollinsenjoyer

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

mycatismyfriend

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

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plain-flavoured-english

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

plain-flavoured-english

Excuse me???

ruffboi-mags

you are right and you should say it.

instantduckninja

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

herpsandbirds

Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, Southern CA, USA

photo by Birds of Rey Wildlife Photography

lucifersanluxe

hils79

For a lot of people May 1st is all about Justin Timblerlake but for me it’s about this other iconic song

Uh..don’t listen to it without headphones if you’re at work or in public

left-reminders

gaslit-dipshits

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