Machina quae Deum tenet

cant wait till i can walk around topless in my own home but that requires both my own place AND heating which no one can afford both

post pictures of you walking around topless in your own home and you can afford both

bites you. fuckign bites you. bites you so har,d. SO hard. bites you so fucking hard (1 damage).

BITES YOU (1 damage again)

OUCH OWE YOU GOT ME SUCH PAIN (acting)

it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it

Most people won't slip up like that, the average cis person walks on eggshells so they don't accidentally reveal they're just humoring us out of a sense of obligation, they'll think about it and get even more anxious while doing that. This reinforces the wall between them and any insight into the situation.

does someone stand behind these people with a gun forcing them to type this shit where everyone can see it. what in the fuck is even going on

like IMAGINE just admitting this, under no duress

Yeah a comment like that goes in the tags, which are considered private. Fortunately that’s where it was

I get a notification for every note, including this one. They are very much not considered private, if anything you are sending them directly to me.

"the tags, which are considered private"

during my 2,000 years in military service upon the wartorn world of Bantok, we had a member of our unit named Private Tags who was so covered in skin tags you couldnt see his real face. Saying the tag arent private dishonors his memory in incomprhensibly vile ways, youre all going ot mega hell

ah PFC Tags. we miss him every day. war is hell

great post! funny how all the trans women are deleted

CATEGORY FIVE UPSKIRT MOMENT I DIDNT KNOW WIND COULD ACTUALLY DO ALL THAT

i shouldve listened to anime

extra embarrassing with the long skirt too cause of how far up it goes

uouu all mock my upskirt moment.... one million airblast upskirtd!!!!

oh yay more upskirts to mock ^_^

@virtualgirladvance is british and im not letting it tell anyone otherwise

id rather be called a slur...

The only word where the British spelling is always correct is Honour

colour? bread?

Bread only has one spelling

youre high you dont know

no more mr nice guy! (it's miss nice girl now)

miss nice girl says all meanies should stop that right now and she pouts all cutemode-like

why are the only fuckable machines really expensive now? even the consoles are terrible

one must imagine sisyphus fucking the boulder

the more animals we discover the higher the chance we'll get new milk in stores...

imagine the possibilities every time you see the news 🤤

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god