Machina quae Deum tenet

black tortoiseshell

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

Call me motherfucker cuz I will fuck your mother

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

This is killing me

taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

giving head to a robot girl and choking on her amazing digital girldick