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There’s no point in lying. Just copy food manufacturers and list them as fat-free and gluten-free. No added sugar! All natural flavor!

Mom takes the “pull my finger gag” to a whole new level.

This will now be my Zoom background for meetings at work.

JD is this year’s Biden.

Horses are noble because this is as close as they’ll ever get to a duck lips selfie.

I’m glad they identified it. I was going for pearoosterkeet.

I would also entertain answering “That’s a stupid question” with “That’s ok, I expect a stupid answer.”

I wonder if they’ll wake him up to let him know.

Reblogging for "I have usernames older than you".

My main username has been able to legally drink for years.

F..k all y’all. I was on Usenet through a BBS I ran before Windows was a thing. I saw the first emoji made with keyboard characters. Give an old man some space.

it's so hard to tell my cat she can't have pizza

I eat in the bathroom to avoid temptation.

I prefer lotion.

To be fair, they were only the Facebook of religion after the Jewish MySpace.

Yes. But all I get are ministers and Republicans.

Dune. The home game.

I guess we’ll wonder forever if she actually has nipples.