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Whips my gaming laptop out of my backpack at a college seminar and when I run notepad+ in my browser the whirring fans near instantaneously suck up shred and spit out every single student to my left with the ease of a mcdonalds napkin flying out the car window, coating the students to my right in hundreds of wet red pounds

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i know every penis on earth

are you sure?

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austin power's mojo can outmatch any bi man's rizz. its hydrogen bomb vs couhging baby.

notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs

i'm the punch wizard and i specialize in blunt force traumaturgy

i notice things that even the wise dont care about