Reading Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone ( ou l'école des sorciers ) with @eejilunio ✨a thread✨
Chapter 1 only
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Me * reading aloud in Voldemort's voices* : ThE Boy WhO LIvEd ...
Eeji: wait 'The boy who lived'' ? I don't have that.
Me: What do you have ?
Eejil: Le survivant (rough translation: the survivor)
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Me : lmao I like that description
Eejil : which one ?
Me: the cat holding a map. Can U imagine in a cartoon dynamic?? Like Cat!McGonagall on her hind legs just looking at the map like she's holding a newspaper with her front paw, pure comedy
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Eejil : did he just talked about Voldemort with a Muggle ??? And called Vernon a Muggle, very discreet.
Me *laughing* : I thought it was supposed to be a secret, I'm dying
(Later)
Me: he probably told loads of Muggle tho
Eejil: he so did! He told everyone he could
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Me: Vernon thinking everything weird that happened today could NEVER reach them, Oh boY Ur in for a damn surprise
Eejil: OoOps
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Me: ''High-heeled bucked boots'' ??!
Eejil : what- where did you read that?
Me: there
Eejil : oh yeaaah it's also high heel boots there
Me: omg I just imagined Dumbledore with gigantic heel. LIKE STRIPPER'S HIGH HEEL OH FUCK IM DYING
Eejil : OH MY GOD I SEE IT!
Me: I HAVE TO DRAW THAT
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Me: He really think that Harry will be better off with them because it's better than a life of fame etc OhoooOooooooOH
Eejil*laughing*: it's really like 'shuuush trust me'
Me: BUT REALLY! Its Like ''Naaaah Don't worry he gonna love it here ' 'ai la conf t'inquiètes' dude
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Me: Wait he didn't knock
Eejil : huh?
Me: Dumbledore, he just put him on the doorstep in November with a letter and a blanket and basta ?? He didn't knock or ringed the fucking bell, he could literally died,no?
Eejil: Idk heating charms? Also anybody coming by could go 'Oh free child' and just take him. Oh and the letters : 'eeuuh Here's Ur nephew take care peace out'
Me : damn you're right. Oh and also ' Yo ya Sister and her husband's dead btw here the child bubYe!'
Eejil: he don't give a fuck lol
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Bonus :
Eejil : it was cool I liked it we should continue soon
Me: Yeah it was fun we can do it- OMG I HAVE MAP OF HOGWART.
Eejil : WHaaat I don't have that.


















