dean marc, founder of sleepy bitch academy

but i don't LIKE being in a creative fallow period. i want to be an eternal harvest!!! i want to sow a little bit and then reap and reap and reap. waiting for the seeds to grow sucks.

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

One terrifying day I accidentally left a door open and when I remembered and ran back to close it they were both just staring at the door and they looked back at me like why is the portal to the badlands open? Close this immediately.

if i were a spider i would have changed bedroom corners today

do you think frotting until we cum all over each other would help

*being a leader of a very dangerous and important mission* *turns to my troops* let me be the first to say, i have no idea what i'm doing

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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Sammich

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

Absolutely wild how the defining trait of Dale’s childhood was that his father was constantly deceiving and tricking him and that’s why he’s so paranoid now. And his son has had the truth of his race and paternity hidden from him by his bio parents all his life. The cycle cycled without them even knowing or intending it. What a show.