dean marc, founder of sleepy bitch academy

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

SHUT

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

the conversation was pleasant enough and we both had a nice chuckle but i saw you reload a save right before it. what did you do to me? what did you do?

we used to have Big Horse in this country and now we just have Big Data - me giving a campaign speech when I run on a platform that’s anti ai but pro genetic manipulation to develop a modern equus giganteus

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

The time will pass anyway

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information