unhinged dyke hours

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

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it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

Me in the middle of being tortured : I hate this song can you skip it please

Obsessed with whichever one of y’all tagged this ‘me at the dentist’

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

Im a bludgeon sort of girl Lets beat people over the head !