Born with Fangs, but the World gave you Venom

grocery store customer prototype

people who use “:) :( :/” are people you can trust. legend behavior

nut loaf

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

This is the opposite of those forbidden gummies kinda posts

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

She DID do that.

You ruined a perfectly hot middle aged man by giving him abs

i like when you're petting an animal on the head and then remove your hand and then the animal puts their snout under your hand and flips your hand back onto the top of their head like they're a spatula with a burger patty. so far i have evidence that cats do this and that dogs do this. what else can i learn about this world...?

forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die