@snakajaja

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

one day the jig will be up you will all find out im evil

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

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me and the boys, felsírtam

Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III

@kittybroker

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