pollos abode

under my regime all fictional sex scenes should be about a third person who is not involved or in the room

Mafia guy who only goes down on women so he can steal the copper IUD wiring

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

There is a ghost comment on this Hello.

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

i like when they don't fuck because it leaves a big hollow sex-shaped cavity