Snackerdoodle

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

We need to love the world because that's the only place we can hang out

Well, he’s using it heavily, if that makes any difference