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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

IDGAF who shot JFK #MoveOn

I never play roblox when i was young i played with invisible beings and shadows

i need to read more academic articles to make my yaoi more insane

You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

I hope the next pope is a gyaru

i slip and break my neck in the bar bathroom but the gods, taking pity on me, transform me into a single line of cocaine, and the guy i was planning on hooking up with comes in looking for me and snorts me

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

I'm getting hanged tomorrow in the town square for having a kind heart