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do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

It’s after the long game. Ilya and Shane are on their honeymoon, or back at the cottage, watching a movie. Shane is half in Ilya’s lap, his legs cross over Ilya’s and leaning against his chest. Their hands are resting on each other, tucked under a shirt, Ilya’s hand resting on Shane’s ankle, moving back and forth slightly. Shane isn’t paying much attention to the movie, lulled by the warmth of Ilya and content. Ilya eventually notices that Shane has dozed off, shifts slightly so Shane can be more comfortable against his shoulder and gently kisses his forehead.

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

I would like to remind people that masculinity and gentleness are not opposites. They are not mutually exclusive. You can be very masculine and gentle at the same time. No one is more or less masculine for exhibiting kind, gentle behavior.

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

this is my favorite painting full stop

that “babylonian twink” is King David

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

ilyashane cuddling. shane wearing one of ilya's thick hoodies with the hood pulled up over his hair, lying on ilya's U shaped sofa with ilya snuggled into his front, his face hidden in the fabric of his own hoodie, strong arms holding shane around his middle while shane's hold him around the shoulders. their legs criss-crossing, ilya rubbing his bare feet over shane's socked ones, self-soothing with the familiar texture of them. or them in shane's montreal bed, decorative pillows thrown to the floor (ilya's doing), shane tucked into ilya's front, ilya's exhales ruffling the short, soft hairs at the nape of shane's neck. shane is gently playing with ilya's fingers, looking at the way they bend and move without resistance to his directions. ilya's eyes are closed as he just enjoys the feeling of whatever shane is doing, and how close he is to ilya, and the calm quiet of his room.

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