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An average sliced pineapple doesn’t fit into one can, and a fruit usually gets into two, so while eating canned pineapple, you are sharing one fruit with a strager who bought another can.
Mes ananamis

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Of all my posts on this stupid site, why is my most popular one a shitpost I made about TERFs lol
Time to vent lol:
Capitol Hill is fucked. The people there were rioters, domestic terrorists, and an affront to democracy itself.
However, if I see one more uninformed post about "hurr durr this is yt privalege" I'm going to rupture a blood vessel. More people were killed by law enforcement during this majority white (and fun fact; the people... Well, person, confirmed to have been shot and killed by law enforcement was in fact, white), which lasted less than 12 hours total, than the entirety of the CHAZ/CHOP occupation.
CHAZ lasted nearly a month from start to finish, was more racially diverse than this last shitshow, and had 0 police-caused fatalities. 0. The 2021 riot had more than 0... Not many (1 confirmed, 3 others that are alleged to be "medical complications"), but still more.
Tear gas, riot gear and pepper spray were used during both the riots leading up to CHAZ as well as this one. Both happened in the same neighbourhood, under the same government. Both had thousands who could at the end of it all, were able to walk away undetained. So this narrative of "iF iT wAs pEoPLe oF CoLOr tHeY wOuLd HaVe bEeN mAsSaCrEd" is utter fucking bullshit (of course, the majority of people I see touting this narrative are whiter than an inbred school-shooting cuckold, but I digress). Anybody who seriously tries to assert that this "white privilege" is clueless.
Businesses were prepared to deal with violence and looting. They were boarding up the day before. Hell, the National Guard was even called in. Violent countermeasures against rioters were employed (which they deserved: You fuck around, you're gonna find out). Arrests were made, and eventually, the rioting dispersed with little more actually damaged than the Capitol building (at least as of now; I'm yet to see information that any looting or vandalism to other businesses, homes, or other civilian property took place). So again, the narrative that the public was "complacent because they were white" is blatantly false.
The rioters absolutely deserved to be condemned for being petulant, undemocratic, hostile, brainwashed and uninformed. They were in no way, shape, or form in the right, and were the puppets of a delusional, immature, narcissistic shit-for-brained megalomaniac. But every single person who tried/tries to race-bait this is almost, if not entirely, as indoctrinated by their own camp.
Now, this isn't to say that the anti-racism camp hasn't ever had a leg to stand on, especially regarding issues like racial profiling and disproportionate police brutality. To reiterate, it is to say that any claims made about this being "proof" of some sort of racial-privilege-whatever-the-fuck are entirely baseless. Fight your fight all you want, but don't do it with lies (like much of these "anti-racist" movements have been doing for years now). Don't be liars and hypocrites; either on its own is bad enough.
It's fucking ridiculous. The "progressives," the "patriots," the "stolen votes..." All of it.
Rant over.
I have come to the conclusion that there needs to be ample more shitposting on LinkedIn. Those corporate stiffs need a psychological laxative or two.
Red white and blue represent freedom until they’re flashing in your rear-view.
Actually they don’t represent freedom ever.
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Very good rebuttal to my counter argument.
But consider this fact; I feel free in exactly zero of those countries.
I await your next correspondence.
those flags represent freedom for uh *checks notes* straight cis white men
so i mean technically the do represent freedom!! but only for those people
and like one outsider for diversity points
Today I learned Cambodia and Thailand are sTrAiGhT wHiTe MaLe countries.
I knew not to trust this place for moral decency, but now I can't even for geography smh

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I made one of these, and it went kinda viral; so I figured I'd post another, even though I just yoinked it from a meme page.
Frt though, fuck Netflix for this movie
Why is it that so many of the people I see go out of their way to include "ageism" on the list of discrimination they oppose (or, in their case, "oppose") are the same ones who love to use "ok boomer" unironically? Literally dismissing someone's input, because of their age?
And these same dipshits expect the world to take them seriously lmao
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Honestly, the fact that "Casper" has been a racial slur for white people for decades and not one black supremacist group that has existed has been called "Ghostbusters" yet is disappointing
Let's see how long this post lasts before it gets deleted lol
In honour of one of, if not my absolute dumbest joke post, going semi-viral and reaching 600+ notes, I have produced a genre of sequel. Feel free to adapt to apply to virtually any race of your choosing getting the “shut” treatment, since it in fact happens to virtually any race. Just in different ways.
And remember kids: just because it’s stupid doesn’t mean it’s isn’t true

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World is fucking shit right now and I am low-key wishing another asteroid would wipe a bunch of us out, including me.
Have a chonk to feel better everyone
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
Always reblog this
If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend
IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.
If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.
If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.
Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.
Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.
I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.
I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.
Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone
Make sure the romance is there on both sides people
Screw people who don’t believe in male rape.
Reblog every time.
i’ve reblogged this before and i’ll reblog it again!
Unfollow if you don’t agree.
Don't normally get in on these, but this one's for you, dad 🙏
Also, to my self-professed "feminist" classmate who got drunk at a party and said to my face that "male victims aren't as important because it's just not as bad;" if you're reading this, glad to see you're still single and still whining why no one wants to put their genitals within 5 meters of yours. You oblivious, bitter cunt
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the closet 🔨 me
(Yep, that's me; not just coming ouy of it, but smashing the fucker with a Mjolnir knockoff)
So, after a long several years of trying to figure out how my pituitary gland ticks, I have come to the conclusion that I am in fact demisexual. Still debating on if that's towards either just the female sex, or both of them (inb4 "intersex erasure"). Stay tuned for further updates.
There. I said it:
"Happy pride."
Yay.
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So today, I woke up somehow feeling better than I have in roughly a year (probably bc I have 3 job interviews in the next two weeks, something something get this bread). Sometimes you can forget that mentally, you do get better. This one's for hoping you will too; have my wake-up song for the day.
Good mood vibes start at 0:00
Awesome mood vibes start at 2:34
Enjoy the tunes

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A Quaint Observation
So, maybe it's just my depression kicking around in my head as it does, but I've noticed a trend on this website- hell, the world in general; it seems that far more female homosexuals have a hate-boner for men than male homosexuals have for women. Not saying all lesbians hate men, or absolutely no gay dudes hate women, but the trend seems to indicate... Unhappiness. And more of it in a certain group than another moderately similar one 🤔
I get that there are men who are major cunts, but there are women who are as well and don't get the same amount of flak from the gay community of the opposite sex. Plus, not every member of either demographic is honestly THAT unbearably cuntish. Why so much broad hate? Shit makes me sad :'(
Friendly Reminder
The Right to Life bill in Alabama was proposed by a woman, and signed into office by a female governer. If you actually want undo this, and prevent this from happening elsewhere, you need to do more than screech at "mUh oPpReSsIVe WhiTe MaLeS" for approving it. Both sides of the sex spectrum had a hand in this being allowed to happen.
That being said, the bill is absolutely ridiculous and a fuck you is most definitely owed to the 25 pompous fossils who approved it. Just don't forget a few more are owed it as well. Alabama can take a long hike off a short pier and it would do everyone a favour