Yeehaw

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

no one ever warns you about this about adulthood but no one tells you how important surfaces become to you. like it's a perpetual struggle to get enough surfaces in your life and then in turn keeping those surfaces clean

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

You know how it is with spaghetti

yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself