nine five wictor wictor two

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

Thank you for coming to my this