nine five wictor wictor two

yeah sure whatever

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

I want to write my fanfic <- isn’t writing my fanfic

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.