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I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part

that’s her. the Task Manager

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now