My life is going to get better so help me

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| Merc | They/them | INTJ | Libra | Asexual | Nonbinary | My main blog ! I collect all my art and stuff from my various side blogs and reblog stuff that doesn't fit the theme of any of them. Side Blogs: @Naturallawofweirdnessmagnitism @bleyblade-bleyblade @I-just-like-games @hey-magic-is-pretty-neat @books-are-kool @hmmm-fiction

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wakingfromthewater

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

artistic-octopus

wordswithkittywitch

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

totally-not-an-al1en

#yep

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vamptits

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

vamptits

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

whoopsie-collective

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themessangerpigeons

Tears

@augustheart

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Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

bread-making-vikings

the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

spacedouterri

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

open-sketchbook

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

#nebulous category

termagax

whats that tweet thats like everyone hates fangirls but ive had the best day of my life 45 times this year

termagax

genuinely how it feels

#mood

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worldcupwinner

✨ Argentina are through to the quarter-finals! ✨

Lionel Messi began crying when the final whistle blew to seal the Argentina comeback as teammates gathered around the captain to celebrate the result in what is likely the last World Cup in which he will play. The defending World Cup champions carried Messi and threw him into the air at the center of the field before they all embraced each other after another remarkable comeback.

❝Argentina are alive once again. They have come roaring back. It’s still on for La Albiceleste.❞

#wc26

lyamal

there will NEVER be anyone like him

ty ian mckellen

Dear David Attenborough,

Congratulations on reaching your 100th lap around the sun, young man!

Thank you for sharing the wonders of our world with such care and curiosity.

Here’s to many more years, slow and steady wins the race!

With admiration, Jonathan the Tortoise

#young man!#animals

eattheschoolboy

#animals

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epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

#yep

treasuredplanet

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

#yep

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