Fresh To Death!

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

going to start saying "it's ok i have the blood of akasha in me" when faced with any kind of problem at all

Oh to be a little orange cat curled up safely in a dragons tail.

you will never beat the biphobia allegations until you radically accept bisexuals who are stereotypical. you must accept the sluts, the polyamorous, the girls with straight boyfriends, the questioning, the confused, the ones who want to be another couple's unicorn, the ones who are in a phase and will eventually identify differently, and even the ones you suspect aren't truly bisexual but just want attention. take people at their word when they tell you who they are. let them live and express their identity as they see fit. happy bi visibility day

Also how many types of people do the stereotypes cover. I mean. By the time you list all the top ten most Insufferable Bisexuals you’ve listed a whole village of perfectly normal people

I find it insane when people call Eric ugly but then think Luke is hot as if those two aren't literally clones of eachother just at a different age.

Gonna start leaving unsolicited comments about how I actually DONT shave my bush for sensory purposes

What I really appreciate about the "rapture" comment is that the writers clearly made an effort to make Daniel sound as unromantic as possible but at the same time describing the most romantic shit ever. Like Daniel is trying not to admit his feelings, not to look lame in front of Louis, not to be vulnerable but say something really vulnerable (apart from just the fact that he is a guy who can be very romantic but never wants to come out like that). So everyone not DM-aware is probably gonna have a very "huh, that's interesting" reaction but everyone DM-pilled is gonna be like "wait, that's insane, repeat that??"

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend