happy accidents

If lobsters lived on land I would be terrified of them.

If teleportation becomes a thing, I bet the new viral trend will be to throw yourself off a bridge and see how close you can get to the ground before teleporting back up

A yellow pages style book with information on thieves, drug dealers, etc.

The 2016 presidential election

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

You’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the method of communicating from ship to ship via flags.

As a kid, I hated adults saying “I can’t believe how big you’ve gotten!”. As an adult, I genuinely can’t believe how big my nieces and nephews have gotten!!

There’s a continuous sunset traveling the world. I like to think there’s an unbroken wave of people admiring it.