professional shitposter

This is such a great thing for anyone who, like me, is super squeamish about needles

absofuckinlutely not

I was very okay and even proud of the English for this right up until “crinkle crankle”

The fuck are you talking about, crinkle crankle was the best part

I legit just deleted another reblog of this to reblog this one. Youre right and you should say it

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Why in God’s name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

Anyone in this thread smoke weed?

if you go to the hospital I hear the pepsi there is only a dollar seventy five

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

issekai-yay, motherfucker

This article is dated 29/05/2021.

Charge ur phone op otherwise farmer John can't give you his eggs

one day some of you will actually go outside and go to pride and you’re going to meet old black queens who refers to themselves as femme, you’ll meet people from small towns who still use the word transsexual, you’ll see that your local activist organization set up a stall about your local LGBT history that includes leather bar’s history, you’ll see lesbians in groups refer to themselves as “guys” and “boys”, you’ll see someone with breasts and pasties and little else have “he / him” painted on his chest, and you’ll be so caught up with your terminally online attitude that instead of appreciating the wide diversity of people who exist in the LGBT community who are brave enough to share themselves you’ll just be formulating posts and tweets in your head for when get home about how “problematic” it all was and it’s honestly tragic