Dangerous dresses and beautiful blades

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

i think what the king in yellow does for me that the rest of his compatriots do not is he has kind of a sullen bachelor vibe . I think he is a little bit lonely. also not being written by lovecraft helps.

I can, and arguably I must.

I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!

oh, what? am I the bad guy? just because of how I betrayed you, you'd cast me as the traitor? [tries to drape over the nearby throne forgetting I dramatically meandered a small distance away] [falls directly into the firepl

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food