a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

The thing is too I understand on a fundamental level that we will likely never be able to stop people from playing extremely dangerous sports like american football because humans are abysmal at risk assessment and anticipating the future, so what we have to do is make it safer, but right now we can't figure out how to make it safer so we need to be very open and honest about how everyone who chooses to play it is choosing to dramatically shorten their lives and worsen the quality of their remaining life when they do. Little boys deserve to be told what football can do to them just like all athletes deserve to be clear-eyed and making informed decisions about the risk they're taking by playing their chosen sport. If we can't actually stop people and we can't make it safer than we should not pretend it's safe and lie to players about the danger they're in and what will happen to them because of it.

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

we kill the bat man

Does anyone have the fucking post where it's a screenshot of someone googling john wick scenes but it's like "his focking name is beb yegah - jam wick scene" I feel like I'm being gaslit by tumblr search

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?