Sloth Crone

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

I fully believe if Bella had the means to do so, she would have stalked Edward back.

They match each others freaks too perfectly. If he wasn’t head over heels for her and if he could read her mind he’d have a restraining order.

#tumblr i’ve come to a recent realization #and it’s that i really really love bella swan #like i stanned her out of defensiveness and wanting to rescue her from her franchise for ages #but lately i’ve been thinking about her a lot as a character on her own terms and i realized that SHE IS FASCINATING AND I LOVE HER #people say she has ~no personality~ and there’s nothing to her outside her relationship with edward #but that ain’t even a little true #like yes the fact that the narrative positions her so passively is a huge problem but that’s not her fault #and seriously #she’s a sarcastic socially awkward nerd who struggles to connect with other people #and she’s so insecure and yet also so stubborn #and she resents ordinariness and mundanity SO MUCH #she rejects bland everyday life and craves uniqueness + adventure so goddamn badly #(give me the fucking fruit) #fictional ladies i will go to bat for no apologies

“twilight vampires are so lame they sparkle in the sun🤣🤣🤣” have you considered that other vampires just burn and die

skill issue