vampirate wannabe

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

as often I think Twilight is one of those works where the potential is bigger than the actual story. It’s flawed in this particular way where it is good enough to engage with, enjoy the characters, the story etc but also bad enough that you want to build upon it, improve it, change it. I think this precise balance is exactly what makes a fandom live for so long.

if you think about it there's no real reason for smith to be a more common surname than another standard job like cook. except that smiths fucked more. all those smiths in their forges with their big muscular arms all covered in sweat. i bet the medieval women were gagging for it.