Pipis Room

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

The above is doubly true if the content of the email is something that will be important to the person receiving - especially something that affects them negatively. They see that this thing that affected them so much didn't matter enough to you to write it yourself. I was a bystander to such a thing not long ago and it was just awful.

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

could you lie

i think its awesome when men are emasculated and not just because i get off on it

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

friend asked me today “can you get cancelled on tumblr” and i realized that they really have never been on here

they hate me because im evil and unlikeable

This is how a lot of people end up in cults that are not religious — thinking that “cults” are small weird “religious” groups.

Eid Mubarak…