:People I would Fight and Whether or Not I Would Win:
Why? He was the chosen one and I just want to know what Baz found so appealing.
Would I Win? Absolutely not, I would try though.
Why? I just want to see if he’d hit me back.
Would I Win? This has three possible outcomes. 1. He doesn't hit me back and by default I win 2. He hits me back but only once and then again, I win by default. 3. He holds no qualms about hitting girls, and I get obliterated.
Why? He bullied an 11 year old because he couldn't get his dick wet and then stepped over her husband's body to cradle her corpse after she told him to stay far far away from her.
Would I Win? Depends, two outcomes. I'm short, I could slip under his weird robe and punch him in the nuts, then I win. But he could also hex me and I'm a filthy American and wouldn't know what to do if British man was yelling gibberish at me so I accidentally let him and I’d lose.Â
Why? He flirted with Baz, knowing he was like 60 years older than him. I smell a pedo.
Would I Win? With his super human speed and strength, I’d lose but what do you tell your high class vampire friends when you come back with a ripped suit and a missing finger? (chompity) That you got jumped by a 5’3 14 year old from the south? No, he lies but we all know what really happened and he has to live that shame forever (literally).Â
Why? I just want to try, but he wouldn't even hit me, as I haven’t committed a war crime (yet).
Would I Win? If he were to actually fight me, I’d lose terribly but seeing as I’m not a criminal (to the extent of his knowledge) he’d try to talk it out and, by default, I’d win.
Why? I just want to say I did it.
Would I Win? This also has multiple outcomes. 1. If i catch him on a Bad Brain = Bad Thoughts day, he’d just let me hit him, thus, I win. 2. If I try to fight him at the Jasmine Dragon, Iroh steps in and they whip my ass together (family bonding <3) 3. If I try to get at this man while he's in his throne room, I get my ass beat by him plus the Royal Guards and I barely come out alive 4. I get him before the redemption when he has no qualms about murdering children, and I get whipped. 5. I meet him as an older gent and he tries to stop me and when I don't, he wipes the floor with me.
Why? She's so fucking old I need to see if one punch dusts her or if shes immortal.
Would I Win? Depends. 1. I shatter her frail old lady bones and win 2. Her royal guards catch me and throw me in bad boy jail 3. She turns out to be immortal and she Super-Sains me into a new dimension.
Why? Her shitty face wash and make up made me break out so I have a score to settle.
Would I Win? Yes. She's so used to being loved and famous, she wouldn't be prepared for me to leap out of the adoring crowd and try to rip her eyelashes out. Her bodyguards pull me off and I go to bad boy prison but she has to live with the fact she got her eyelashes ripped out by a southern 5’3 girl over her shitty face wash.
Why? She's so goddamn smug all the time and i just need to show her what the real world is like
Would I Win? She's like 4, so yeah
Why? I just want to say I beat up a Minecraft World Record Speedrunner
Would I Win? Depends. 1. He doesn't hit girls so he picks me up and removes me from his presents, I lose, both the fight and my pride. 2. He doesn't hit girls and I win by default. 3. He holds no qualms on hitting girls and I lose terribly.
Why? Pig man with God Complex, crippling self-hatred and a potato addiction needs to be hit by someone who is not on his same skill level.
Would I Win? Two outcomes. 1. Absolutely not and he wipes the floor with me. 2. His respect for lesbians is too high and he refuses to hit me, thus I win by default.
Would I Win? No, he's 6’5 and would just chuck me through a nearby wall
Why? I just want to see if he’d hit me back
Would I Win? Absolutely not, he’d light me on fire
Why? There's not really a reason, I just want to punch him very badly
Would I Win? Depends, he ruthlessly mocks me and i collapse in a fit of emotional abuse or I get the first hit in and goes out like a light
Donald J. Trump (The J stands for Jenuis/Jewish)
Why? He’s a racist, homophobic, Islamophobic Cheeto puff in a taupe
Would I Win? Abso-fucking-lutly. He's built like a ballsack and probably smells like one too.
Why? He’s a CHILD with a God Complex whose (BF)F is an alien, he deserves it. He also isn't used to being hit by someone his own age so it'll be good practice
Would I Win? Absolutely not, he turns me into a kabob and I do not surviveÂ
Why? Him and his marshmallow flavored coffee can catch these hands
Would I Win? He's 5’2 and 90 lbs. I take his coffee pot and he collapses within the hour from exhaustion. I win.
Why? He has a very punchable face which is proven by all the movies his in where he gets punched in the face
Would I Win? No, he fights dirty and takes out my kneecaps the moment I look at him wrong
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