do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

something stupid this way sucks

Nobody wants me around not a single soul

I want you around Hsuhao and hope you can turn your life around and really become happy with yourself and your circumstances

Clearly never going to happen