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robosluts youre all gonna get the "this machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh" arent you

oh of course they are, I'm not even into robots like that (yet, though I'm sure enough visual examples could convince me) and I would totally get that as a permanent tattoo, with the hand in the gears and everything

@funnier-when-objectum does this count

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

anisely) basily) (nods (nods (nods (nods (nods rosemarily) sagely) saltly) star

decapitated head with a smoking neck hole

pow! shit his head clean off!!

Shit

Shot

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

a cake me pounded strawberry tellin this ur

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

You're right, that would be shocking.

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