I guess

everything’s wrong with me. unless someone else is saying “what the hell is wrong with you?” then there is nothing wrong with me and i am god’s favorite little lamb or something

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

well let’s see if I care

*thrashing wildly* i need to go back to lesbian sex world i have to go back!!!!

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

[shaking, pale, clammy, on the verge of passing out from shock] please canyuou put your fwngers in it