our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

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Why did i almost get killed yesterday

No one has ever made money

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

Mind People's Congress

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

does spilling sauce all over yourself and eating in bed stop at 25 or am i fucked