coward?

i love when im scrolling and this app just randomly closes. ur right ive seen enough.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

what kind of fucking name for a country is “the nether lands”. get a real fucking name

lay off them dogg its hard to name a country with ghasts shooting at you

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

this is the app we r on it rn babe

if i was a horny lady i would simply make a blog on here called hornyjessica96934694951034138541356924869342892843592138592385235 (my name is jessica in this scenario) and distribute malware or whatever

hi

omg 😳 where's the download link queen

i hate how much a third monitor would improve my general workflow bc even two monitors is too much i wish i could be happy with one lmao

In your attempt to make the internet a more "friendly" place you made it more sterile and boring than ever

Oh wait this is the wrong post lol

i was like god damn what did i do

thank you for sending assassins after me btw i really needed that. it meant a lot to me

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

cant get sentences like this anywhere else

Girl who's just some guy

Dude who's just some chick

if anyones wondering it doesnt even show his cock

yeah i bet you checked just to make sure didn’t you tumblr user tony the tigers juicy armpit

no i checked because i wanted to see freddy’s cock

mutuals with klobuchar but you won’t follow the bald man back

My URL is more complete than yours

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool