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cryptotheism

Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.

Adams third child, Seth: What is that?

Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.

cryptotheism

Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.

Seth:

Eve: We might have to dinner him.

frankiedotbiz

newholecity

hey so i was talking to my elementary school teacher (dead) and he had my childhood dog with him (also dead) and he was like:

teacher: would you undertake a long and ardurous space journey to renew the earth

me: yeah of course

teacher: what if it only might renew the world? what then?

me: i mean, probably. yeah. i'd do it

teacher: what if you had to go on trial as a representative of the humanity? and get judged by aliens?

me: fuck. yeah i guess i'd have to

teacher: okay. what if, should you be found wanting, the aliens would turn you gay?

me: *sucking my teeth, grimacing* if it'd renew the world, i suppose i'd risk being turned gay.

teacher: great! okay bye

cuunos

okay this is an insane poll but for context: as a lot of people know, in fashion and styling, different people have different complimentary palettes. some people look better in cool tones, some people look better in warm tones, some in bright colors, some in pastels, etc etc. however, this also applies to metals, specifically gold vs silver. so,

do you know whether you "should" be wearing either silver or gold

yes, i know which looks best, and i stick with this

yes, i know which looks best, and i don't care

no, i don't know

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Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

cuunos

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.

#absolutely no clue

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timberwind

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

juicydangler

cutecipher

love this dude he just let me know he got my taxes done

parkchanwoohoo

#me

cutecipher

i tried watching Picard but every time I downloaded it the second episode was corrupted so bad it fucked up VLC

cutecipher

"computer. jeff. the killer."

#i watched tng through tubi #Basically the way it was intended: starting at random points throughout the series and with ads

pocketdogs

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

moth-moth-the-magic-moth

#MyFly

#reminds me of when my coworker told me she got a frantic call from a business saying that one of “our squirrels” ran into her shop #we dont own the squirrels they just live here...

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dogpuppy

teaboot

My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is

rclipseatron

No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.

teaboot

Oh thank god.

In that case, "You have to pay for liquor, but water's on the House"

talking-fox-actual-deactivated2

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

missouriangothic

furbearingbrick

freelyunder

#theres a lot missing from this “_ mentioned” meme #i know theres more in san diego cuz i live here #im choosing to believe the cheering is muted bc of the subject matter

sapphling

you let shit get bad enough and the cenobites start just using the hellraiser cube portal to "check in on you" and not even do that many tortures

sm64mario

which'a worse, landlord or oil baron?

sm64mario

this is'a nice

i'a like you'a thinking

sm64mario

waluigi'a definitely doing it the evil way though

waluigioilofficial

Yeah dude fuck you too.

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bish0ps

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

stillnaomi

"the cruelty is the point"

*looks inside*

it's material interests and the dominant ideology that emerges from them shaping actions

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