Clearly he doesn't know how to follow directions because he only made it more awesome.
Yeah that slaps
It doesn't just slap, it sucker punches you

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Clearly he doesn't know how to follow directions because he only made it more awesome.
Yeah that slaps
It doesn't just slap, it sucker punches you

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Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.
Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.
no wait that- no that's not- no.
Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-
actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:
I hope this helps.
The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.
If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.
damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.
Djinn or Genie?
I KNOW they are different, but im not remotely versed enough to have any authority that determines HOW.
And do any of their differences have ANYTHING to do with blood purity?
Ao3 is trending... but its still up...?
Practice caution my friends, be it miracle or tradgey, something significant has transpired upon the these hallowed ground.
This is how i imagine Jisuk's truth:
Wooin and Subin: OH MY GOD!!EMERGANCY!! JIWOO KISSED YOUR SISTER!!
Jisuk: ...oh..and?
Wooin and Subin: what did you MEAN "and?"?
Jisuk: I've literally been planning their wedding for years, as future best man I made a very detailed scarp book about the recpetion. Man, I'm so awesome, I'm totally gonna make the best uncle someday.
Wooin and Subin: !?!?!?
i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb
update:
“he”?
confirmed
I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.
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HE IS A DUDE!
THE PLOT TWIST A LIFETIME
HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!
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Putting the link in the post.

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it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.
you're putting the cart before the horse
these boys are not teaching themselves this, nor making their own media
Uhhhh, maybe you want to try rereading the post again?
Because they did NOT say nor imply that the boys were teaching "themselves" misogyny.
The post directly calls out media for encouraging misogyny as normal.
Last time I checked, kids don't run those stuidos and media companies, adults do.
So the horse and cart are in fact, in the correct order.
"We need trilllions to replace all workers" is quite the ask for an industry that has no profits.
no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.
The thing is that like… friends can absolutely care deeply for each other, and banter with each other, and look out for each other not just with respect to external dangers but self-care as well. You aren’t “basically someone’s mom” for checking to make sure they’re taking proper care of themself and helping them do so where you can, you’re just… a person caring and looking out for someone important to you. It’s a relationship type-neutral behavior. You can look out for your friends, your family, romantic partners, anyone. It’s just a thing you do when you care about someone.
I can’t really weigh in on sibling dynamics because in my experience those vary so widely by specific pair of siblings that it doesn’t even make sense to me to say there’s anything that defines a relationship as one of siblinghood beyond sharing parents or the people themselves specifically identifying it as a sibling-type relationship.
This is coming from someone who likes “best friends to lovers”-type stuff but genuinely friends openly caring for each other does not inherently mean it’s actually some other kind of relationship. Sometimes friends just love each other and want to help each other’s lives be better, safer, and more comfortable however they can. Romance and family don’t have a monopoly on that level of care.
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

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hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap
do NOT smoke weed beside them
trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.
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this is so fucking funny
update:
we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor
I found this very funny because I had the same thought
Honeslty, I'd rather be moist, than damp.
Moist is no where near drenched, and leagues away from being soaked.
But at least moist has more commitment to being wet, than fickle fucking damp, ya know?
I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!

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Yeah, it's time to get this post out again