protect not infect 😷💛 covid isn't over!

wow this place is a freakshow. i respect literally all of you people

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

"mindbreak hypno" where i make the hero my servant for eternity except all i do is tell her its okay and she doesn't have to try so hard when shes around me and she can just be herself

I do appreciate all the support on my post about Marlow Trottie, but yall need to do that kind of thing for Black trans women while they're still alive too. That's actually more important in a lot of ways.

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

"you're biased in favor of trans women" yes. i am. and i'm entirely right for it.

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

I sometimes mumble "never kill yourself" in public but I worry someone will hear a stranger mumbling "kill yourself" and experience distress. I guess I could say "live" instead? It's not the same

Oh. Shit.

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men