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In heated rivalry season 2 Shane should develop autoimmune encephalitis and ilya should gaslight him into thinking he's developing psychosis and manipulate him into killing and eating people

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

there are 7 days between each sunday and 12746372727718327469 days between each episode of the vampire lestat :(

bought a zucchini and the clerk trying to key it in was like I’m so sorry can you tell me what this is. brother never be sorry for having an inquisitive mind

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

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Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

as a disabled person, i know what it’s like to not be able to work. that’s why this disability pride month i’m partnering with every single printer,

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, it would be absolutely magnificent, just let it melt him.

Fun fact: the DC area will be hotter than 99% of the earth tomorrow!