The occasionally original blog.

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

They missed. 😔

Health classes really ought to teach people what the beginning stages of addiction are like because a lot of people don’t realize they’re addicted to something until they’re years deep into it.

I think leftists need to refer to the United States as a slave state more often. It has one of the highest prison populations per capita of any nation, slavery is legal as punishment for a crime, and Black people are disproportionately imprisoned and given longer sentences. The prison industrial complex is modern-day slavery

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

This reads like a 10k post.

im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

international federation of weird girls

What is that supposed to be

What even is the thing in that image?

An eye?????

Also, "Will the organization cover my court costs if I am sued for sexual harassment for asking about someone's genitals?"

Epic concept: a streaming service whose sole purpose is to pick up cancelled queer media and finish it