The occasionally original blog.

horse fact 1: horses are partially exoskeletal

horse fact 2: horses are partially trees

horse fact 3: got frogs in em

We have a system in place and this dishwasher decided it wanted to be different… it has this horrible, gadget with small grooves so that all the filth from the past tenants gets in it. I’ve never used it before so I couldn’t tell you what the symbols mean.

Also it’s attached to the oven?!

“I got very confused at what I was seeing. I just have never seen any other animal like it.”

These are still from recent footage taken of Seattle’s newest celebrity. The footage was taken on Monday, July 13th, 2026, and has gone viral over the week following it. Kiana Hall captured the footage in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle around 8:30 when she said she had seen something strange.

Jimothy got his name because he “looks like a Jimothy”. He appears to suffer from Short Spine Syndrome, an incredibly rare congenital condition. This malformation of Jimothy’s spine could cause him to have a lot of difficulty in escaping predators, climbing trees, breeding, and foraging for food. Washington State University’s Veterinary Teaching Hospital associate professor Dr. Marcie Logsdon had a more hopeful outlook, saying that Jimothy appeared to be getting along just fine since he looked like he was moving and finding food.

One of these has the moral standing of a cartoon villain, the other might save the country.

Welcome to British politics.

Well that's not staying in the tags

sure you'll crash if you accept that invitation to the beach, but you *can* go. you *can* put together a bag with towels and your swim trunks and snacks, ride in the car, and sit on the beach in the sun for three hours and chat with your friends and splash in the water a little. but then you spend the next week in bed in agony feeling like you're dying, feverish and shakey and nauseous and unable to sit up.

and the next time, you really can't go to the beach. just putting the towel and swim trunks in the bag makes you shake and black out from fatigue. you don't make it out the door the next morning, because packing the night before means spending the day in bed and your SpO2 is in the low 90s, and anything more than water makes you puke.

but hey you can still do stuff at home! you can take a shower and dress yourself, even if it makes you feel like you have the flu for the rest of the day. so you do, even though you have to get right back into bed afterwards. but you're doing it! you're doing self care! and slowly the full shampoo bottle becomes too heavy to lift, so you stop washing your hair. and you start cheating at getting dressed: just changing your shirt and not bothering with the pants. and you still have to lie down afterwards. and then there comes a day where getting out of bed is too much.