Spiritually a hoe

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

This killed me. Damn

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

If you can say that cats are evil after this?? Then please leave. And perish.

This is too accurate, omg

ron: there was one time when we were children, they... they had my teddy bear, and they knew that i loved my teddy bear. so i went to pick up the teddy bear to admire it, and they transformed it into a spider and they were like, "BLEH, a spider!" and then i wet my pants. i was five at the time.

PLEASE PUT POCKETS ON EVERYTHING AND MAKE WOMEN'S SIZES NORMAL

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

stating something reblog if you agree

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

are we really going to just leave out ending a question with “or” to sarcastically express annoyance with someone doing/not doing something, or

what abuot typign li ke thsi

oR tYpInG lIkE tHiS iN SaRcAsM

or just never using capital letters to seem chill because THIS MAKES YOU SEEM ANGRY

Puberty slapped him so hard... There's hope for all of us.

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

it just occured to me that I always subconsciously thought that Stephen Hawking was going to live forever

Yeah, pretty much