Slashfuhrer's den.

# which could mean nothing

ben jiggling the flower snarkily means everything to me

This is absolute gold dust, magic and utter crack for me. His laugh/giggles are sweet nectar and the cure to all things that ail me.

ohhh boo hoo my lezginka too authentic my organism too complex

My music too dental drill my drawer too full of shit

my tishinka street too horseradishy

ok google which magic spell would turn me into a couch at Carrie and Michael's place upstate

what a pretty evil boooiiii <3

Watching "Person of Intrest" with my father and all I can think about is "Give Harold a cane!!!! C'mon, his life would be so much easier if the show writers just gave him a cane!!"

oh the games these two play

Need him as the leader of a messianic sex cult in ancient rome who hosts hydraulis-accompanied orgies in his villa

yup

while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE

Sometimes I see posts on this site and I wonder what inspired them and other times I decide I probably really don’t actually want to know