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Why is literally every description of Shostakovich made by literally anyone is always something weird as hell like this
“The gaze of his green eyes just burns through like laser beams” what😭
Omg don’t even get me started on the shit Glikman said about him 😭😭 just simping for the man in his book
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The World would forget him, the Union Republics barely knew him, and Russia had never accepted him as one of their own. In a few years, there would be a vague memory that a man had once written a symphony in besieged Leningrad. And then that would be forgotten, too. Good-bye Dmitri Shostakovich, we hardly knew you.
I meant this as a self-indulgent gimmick drawing but it turned out way better than I thought! He somehow pulls off the Phase 1 Gorillaz style like it's nothing
He’s so cool. Gorillaz Shostakovich collab when. You got bad bunny. Please get Shostakovich on the next track 🥹🙏
Parody of that one beatles poster
I will gladly kiss Shostakovich thank you very much
starting a new fanfiction genre called A/B/Г that has nothing to do with gay werewolves and everything to do with ionising radiation
“You are safe with me now Dmitri,” Alpha Sollertinsky says, emitting copious amounts of helium particles. Gamma Male Shostakovich’s ionising radiation damages the DNA of everyone in his immediate vicinity and contaminates the nearest water supply with unstable isotopes,
I will never stop thinking about the omega male archetype looking EXACTLY like Shostakovich
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I know what he is…🏳️🌈
hi I seem to have lost the preface to Rayok can anyone send an English translation to me thanks
I think the Shostakovich.ru link got taken down and I have another page in Russian saved but it just isn’t the same
I GOT YOU 🙏🙏🙏
he deserves eternal damnation and suffering
This is a very dangerous thing to say. He could find you and your family using his psychic formalist powers and make you listen to his music to make you ill!!!
ohhh boo hoo my lezginka too authentic my organism too complex
My music too dental drill my drawer too full of shit
tell me, do you like shostakovich ??
Boy oh boy where do I even begin.
Dmitri... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you compose and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the piano and that gorgeous playing. I would do anything for you.
I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough life, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the stage, you're a great husband and father,
sometimes I even call you my husband. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left russia and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your Stalin Prize, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"RUSSIA, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of music and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world.
And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Dmitri Shostakovich.
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I can't get over Shostakovich silly baby mouse. How is this a real work with opus number and everything. I'm in actual tears
No, Shostakovich's Adventures of a Silly Baby Mouse, Op. 56 was a film score for a cartoon. What you're looking for is Antiformalist Rayok. Seriously, read into it, it's one of the funniest pieces of music Shostakovich has ever made. Trust me on this one
Imagine dedicating your life and work to trying to preserve Soviet culture only to be remembered as “the dumbass named Troikin” in Antiformalist Rayok by future generations. I aspire to be this level of petty
oH MY SHOST
New Shostakovich photos,, He looks so 🐈⬛ in the last three I love him
Sparing a thought for every soul (including myself) who saw this picture once upon a time and immediately presumed it was Shostakovich himself in drag
I remember being absolutely devastated this wasn’t Shostakovich in drag
“The only girl I ever loved was Mitya in drag…” 😿
Target achieved so far: 75%. In this essay I will analyze how capitalist culture resulted in the death of the symphony-
when one of my friends/family stupidly plays a song by one of my fave composers by accident so they then get stuck listening to a 20 minute speech from me about the history of the composer including various complimentary fun facts
I was playing a piece by him on my phone while my friends and I were making jewelry right. One of them says “yo this kinda fire”
It turned into a 1 hour long conversation about Shostakovich
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Leisure time 🍃
First thing I'm doing in the afterlife is open-mouth kissing Dmitri Shostakovich to thank him for writing his fifth symphony
This is so real
