Men Who Are Like Dogs My Beloved

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

wearing a shirt that says “even in an au fanfiction, the characters, relationships, or even the scenarios are recognizable in the best fanfic, and an au without ties to the source material may be a fine story but it’s not a good fanfiction” and booty shorts that say “I HATE FUN”

having a Blorbo from a comedy is somehow the most humiliating experience. yeah i know its all a joke… but what if it wausn;t

“not every character is bisexual” well obviously. some of them are lesbian

they should have made another search engine called Ask Wooster where it gives you the wrong answer every time

Well not exactly the wrong answer, just a jaunty, hopeful and well-intentioned answer that offers a pleasant journey but takes you in the wrong direction

can’t make a “do you think grace and rocky explored each other’s bodies?” joke because it’s too easy. they did that. for science

waiter waiter more depictions of traumatised malnourished characters putting on some weight postcanon to show their recovery from the horrors please !!!!!!!!!!!

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters